New schedule, new gay internet

I'm bored at work, waiting to go home at 10 (2 hours earlier than normal) because my boss swapped my hours today. Fine by me, I'd enjoy haveing more than 20 minutes before I had to immediately go to sleep so I could get up on time for my class.

Right now, I must admit, I'm going crazy. I just want to go home and play some MW2. I've been tearing it up lately. But, I usually go through these phases once a month or so where all I do is play that game for weeks at a time. I'd like to send travis a msg telling him to be online when i  get home, but unfortunatly the fool deleted his facebook so that is no longer an option.

Well, this was rather short...I just wanted something to do while my youtube video loaded, so adios amigos!

Racism, money, and faggotry

Well, I'd like to start by saying, please forgive any grammatical errors as I am typing all of this on my iPhone.

Today's topics:
Racism
Money
Toobers/faggotry

Racism: let's be frank here. Everyone I know takes me to be a racist. In all seriousness though, I'm really not (I just heard Jason and busts laugh). But really, after all the nigger jokes at the convention and some thirteen year old nigger lovers cries of how awesome they are, I feel this is necessary. Niggers are a scorge upon this planet, this is true, but just because someone is dark skinne does not mean they are a nigger. Every black man/woman I've worked with has been completely professional to me in every way. Those people are not niggers at all. The low pant wearing white kid with the bitch of an attitude, now that's a nigger. Skin color doesn't have a place in this debate at all, but I'm sorry, if you get up in someones face and start talking Bout fuckin hoes and doin coke, you're a nigger. No one wants to be a nigger. Avoid them, they are hazardous.

Money: I like money.

Faggotry: 3 hours of toobs is fucking bullshit. Quit being a bitch and come die properly you whore! Even though I can toob back it doesn't mean that I want to.

This Week in Review

It's been a while since I've posted. November 10th actually. So much has happened...not that any of it is seriously important or anything, but still.

Random things to be covered:
Scott Pilgrim
Black Ops
Modern Warfare 2
Convention
iPhone
WoW
Other nonsense

Scott Pilgrim: Best movie I've seen since the Marix. I'm also reading the manga because it's so good. As was the game for 360.

Black Ops: Worst game made on this planet. Guns don't hurt people, sniper rifles are ineffective, grenade explosions sound as if they are submerged to 100000 fathoms, and the AI is among the worst this generation.

Modern Warfare 2: Is still my shooter of choice. All my good xbox friends have returned. It's agreed amongst us that this is the superior game of the entire series. I've hit fifth prestige, and am nearing sixth.

Convention: Ohayocon 2011 was fantastic. It consisted of 3 days of drinking, dancing, and partying with some of the coolest people to ever walk this earth. Makes me sad to think of the day I won't be able to experience life like this...like who will be the first of everyone to make the change to either move away, or get married and stop communication? But, this discussion is for another paragraph.

iPhone: Was shipped to me today, but no one was there to receive it. So, tomorrow around noon, it will be dropped off and I will receive it. I've already converted all of my music to the appropriate formats on my mac, and converted all of my porn to acceptable file types for the phone.

WoW: This expansion is decent. Still the same old game though. Archaeology is homo as all hell, gearing up is just as boring as it ever was, and our first raid went so terrible I thought I had broke my mouse and effectively quit my guild. Though I like the people that I bs with in game, and I've met one of the coolest individuals on the internet through this guild, they have taught me an important lesson about raiding. There was a reason the leaders of Fallen Angels were total cock bags to us all the time: to ensure we got things done effectively and quickly. I don't think I can ever raid with a group of understanding and kind people again in my life...especially considering how boring WoW is to start with.

Other nonsense: Though this is totally unrelated to anything listed above, I usually think up random things while I'm at the gym, and considering no one I know would probably give a shit, blogger gets to hear the rants. Most people envision a future consisting of children, a white picket fence, a house, happiness through love, and all of it to fit into a perfect picture. My picture varies quite largely from this image. I envision working in a corporation in a tiny cubicle, making a good amount of money for myself, wed or unwed (which matters little unless it concerns my valuables), spending my time and money taking small vacations throughout the year to experience all the great things the world has to offer. Climb a mountain (not Everest or anything similar, but a nifty looking one), go to Italy, visit Rome, check out the paintings and other historical objects strewn across the globe...nearly anything majestic that doesn't involve water. With money being the key object to all of this.

Another side note: Please let the temperature reach 40 degrees...I'm totally cool with that. Nothing much higher though, kthnx.

Games completed: Bioshock, Ninja Gaiden II, Castlevania Lords of Shadow.
Games to get excited about: Duke Nukem Forever, Pokemon Black/White, BulletStorm, Gears of War 3.

The Return of the Jedy

Well, it's been quite a while, no?

Synopsis: I got Black Ops, I played Black Ops, I'm playing Black Ops.

That's about it.  KDR of 2.7, 2.1k kills, lvl 43 in 1 day.

To celebrate, I'm creating a Gamebattles team to compete in ladder matches.  Lets see if they can keep up with my 34-0 victory.

Side note: I finished MegaMan Zero 1 & 2.

Call of Booty: Black Ass

Well, to be honest, the title has nothing to do with this post at all. Well, I suppose I could speak a little bit about my excitement over Black Op's release next week. I'm so excited, I took Tuesday of next week off to ensure I could play as much as possible. To ensure my responsibility, however, I will still be attending Accounting II that day...just with no sleep. I'm really glad they put a Starbucks in our campus now.

So, I'm turning into a fat man lately.  Before I get the usual, "Oh bullshit, you're built like a twig" lecture, I have a basis for this claim.  It's not to my relative body size, but to the amount of consumption I've began.  For some reason, all week long, I just cannot get my fill of food! I have no honest reason why, but I'm eating 3-4 times a day! It's getting pretty bad, I've even resorted to drinking soda and having potato chips, which, if you know me at all, I tend not to do. I usually kill down water with something covered in cheese then wait it off for 7 hours.  This bothers me...

Next not, why the fuck is it that every game I own on steam is incompatable with my mac!? Cheap ass developers.  Sure, I could bring my Gateway laptop to work, but writing a composition for sociology is easier on this laptop, considering that it has all my notes on it...and the Gateway is over 21" wide...making it a nuisance to drag around.

Does anyone remember when the Fairly OddParents was good? Just asking.

Did I ever mention that I love being stood up? Be it virtually, in mid conversation/instant message, or in reality, that really pisses me off. Twice in one day. Twice.

Well, for this weekend, I've got to work 10-3 Saturday and Sunday.  Saturday evening I'll be spending intoxicated playing Modern Warfare 2 in the company of some dear friends of mine.  Sunday I'll be spending with Ashley, doing stuff not involving playing awesome video games.  And then I'll play awesome video games.  I probably won't write anything for those days, and Monday will most likely be a lonely post for next week, because if another comes out, it will be on Wednesday or later...and it will consist of nothing but my love (or hate) of Black Ops.  Anyway, enjoy your night ladies and gentlemen.  Notice I said ladies first as not to imply that men are superior? Though my classmates may have already labeled me as a male-nist...

Farewell.

MegaMan Zero Has It's Own Throne In Hell

As do all of the bastards at Capcom who made the game so impossibly hard.  Yet I still toil hours of my life away at it because it's so fun. 

Anyway, not much to speak about today.  I got a 94% on my exam (hell yes), I learned that 151 is not sippable, as it removes all feeling from your throat for a few days after you attempt it.  Flu shots are a biological disease spread by the Patriots to influence your minds to their ways.  Governments is bullshit, as they seem to be more along the lines of a dictatorship than a democracy...except instead of one dictator there's a house full of dicks.  Also, I'd like to ask this question. 

In sociology we do lots of research on homosexuality and things of the sort, and one of the points made in the book is that there is evidence to support and disprove the fact that it is biological.  My question stems from a conversation I saw earlier about, "I would love my five year old, even if he told me he was gay."  I'd like to ask anyone of my friends who are homosexual, I believe I know...3.5 of you are, when did you notice, and did you tell anyone or keep it a secret.

To me personally, if I had the misfortune of having a child, be it male or female, it wouldn't make a bit of difference to me if they were or not, it's not like you're any different...you just enjoy contact from a different set of genitals than is standard practice in our country.  I would, however, have trouble bringing this subject up with the child.  I don't want to say to a five year old, "If you're gay, you can tell me" as that may confuse the child or even influence its future.  I have, however, thought out what I imagine my conversation would be with my male offspring if he came to me at age 15.

Offspring: "Hey dad, meet my boyfriend...His name's Carlton."
Me: *To self: Thank God he's not black...* "Alright, howdy Carlton."
Offspring: "This is a bit awkward...maybe we should leave..."
Me: "Leave? You live here child...but I must ask...do you enjoy the Fresh Prince?"
Offspring: ".....I saw this coming"
Carlton: "No, I like the Cosby's better."
Me: "....don't like the Fresh Prince, huh?"
Offspring: "Damn it, you should have just said yes."
Me: "Well, now this is awkward...how the hell do you NOT like the Fresh Prince?"
Drunken Neighbor Poking His Head Through My Window: "Doesn't like the Fresh Prince? The fuck's your problem?"


I don't really know where I was going with all that, but life's always more entertaining if you quote random things.  Well anywho, I've been abandoned by Rob on my minecraft time, so I'm going to just play meatboy on kongregate for a tad.

I bid you all farewell.

A Dollar A Day Will Keep The Homeless Away

Hello again, reader.

Today's post will be rather short, as I need all the time I can get to study for tomorrow's Accounting II exam.  The short of things:

I missed class because I turned my clock off in my sleep.  Momma C. got my couch back from the drycleaners.  I got upset over Modern Warfare 2.  My cat was insane all morning.

Interesting parts:  my boss comes to me today to talk about an idea he's come up with.  He wants to open up a teen hang out spot as a personal business, and he asked my opinion on the matter.  I think it's a great concept, but difficult to do how he has envisioned.  Plenty of teens would love a place to go play pool, some video games, snag a cheap sandwich, or even just watch some movies on a sofa.  It's a great idea too.  There's plenty of money to be made off of a situation like this, with him suggesting 8 flat screens with ps3/xboxes and computers for games or internet.  There are plenty of other great ideas he's had with this, but I don't want to put them on the internet just on the off chance someone see's this and trys to steal his idea.

The bad side I see is how he's looking at this.  Now, targeting a teen demographic near a local high school is great, but he wants to restrict it to only teens in middle/high school.  Now, after taking a business class or two, and using some common sense, I've come to the conclusion that, in general, teens don't have all that much money.  Think about it this way..."Mom, can I have $10 to go out?"
Mom: "No, you've got homework to do."
Child: "Please?"
Mom: "No."
Child: "Pretty please?"
Mom: "Hell no.  I paid for you to have video games here, why would I pay for you to go play them at some heathen ass club? I swear to God, sometimes I don't understand you children. I buy you games, pizza, internet, and what do I get? 'Video games are better when I play them for money.'  I've got half a mind to bust your ass just for pissing me off..."
Dad: "Shut the fuck up! God damn, I'm trying to play Madden in here, and all this black dude I'm playing against online hears is some whiney ass bastard and a woman who can't even cook a decent fucking meal!"
Mom: "You know what you son of a bitch, FUCK YOU. Here, child, take this $10 from your dad's wallet and spend it on whatever the hell you like.  Maybe go to the TITTY BAR like your dad does when he claims he's working 'late'.

As you can see, not only with the parents be displeased, but the divorce rates all across the city will soar.  At least, that's how I imagine it playing out in my household when I was younger.

One last note before closing, even though no one will probably read this far down...have you ever heard a song that moves your soul?  One that brings forth emotions and memories that are in no way related to the song in the first place?  There is a song, titled The Island Pt. I (Dawn), by Pendulum off of their newest album "Immersion" that does that very thing to me.  I let my coworker hear the song, as well as the album, and he's had it on repeat since that day over a month ago.  Which, I find, is amazing considering he won't listen to anything other than metal in general, and this is more or less techno-ish.  I would encourage anyone with a few moments of spare time to head over to YouTube and check the song out, just for a moment.  The link above takes you strait there and it's the official music video, though, unfortunatly, the music video version is about one minute shorter than the origional, but it still gets the point across.

Have a nice night.

Edit: The actual words YouTube above are the link to the video...I didn't notice that the text would still show up white with the template I use, and I lack the time to fix the html at the moment.