Thursday, November 4, 2010

MegaMan Zero Has It's Own Throne In Hell

As do all of the bastards at Capcom who made the game so impossibly hard.  Yet I still toil hours of my life away at it because it's so fun. 

Anyway, not much to speak about today.  I got a 94% on my exam (hell yes), I learned that 151 is not sippable, as it removes all feeling from your throat for a few days after you attempt it.  Flu shots are a biological disease spread by the Patriots to influence your minds to their ways.  Governments is bullshit, as they seem to be more along the lines of a dictatorship than a democracy...except instead of one dictator there's a house full of dicks.  Also, I'd like to ask this question. 

In sociology we do lots of research on homosexuality and things of the sort, and one of the points made in the book is that there is evidence to support and disprove the fact that it is biological.  My question stems from a conversation I saw earlier about, "I would love my five year old, even if he told me he was gay."  I'd like to ask anyone of my friends who are homosexual, I believe I know...3.5 of you are, when did you notice, and did you tell anyone or keep it a secret.

To me personally, if I had the misfortune of having a child, be it male or female, it wouldn't make a bit of difference to me if they were or not, it's not like you're any different...you just enjoy contact from a different set of genitals than is standard practice in our country.  I would, however, have trouble bringing this subject up with the child.  I don't want to say to a five year old, "If you're gay, you can tell me" as that may confuse the child or even influence its future.  I have, however, thought out what I imagine my conversation would be with my male offspring if he came to me at age 15.

Offspring: "Hey dad, meet my boyfriend...His name's Carlton."
Me: *To self: Thank God he's not black...* "Alright, howdy Carlton."
Offspring: "This is a bit awkward...maybe we should leave..."
Me: "Leave? You live here child...but I must ask...do you enjoy the Fresh Prince?"
Offspring: ".....I saw this coming"
Carlton: "No, I like the Cosby's better."
Me: "....don't like the Fresh Prince, huh?"
Offspring: "Damn it, you should have just said yes."
Me: "Well, now this is awkward...how the hell do you NOT like the Fresh Prince?"
Drunken Neighbor Poking His Head Through My Window: "Doesn't like the Fresh Prince? The fuck's your problem?"


I don't really know where I was going with all that, but life's always more entertaining if you quote random things.  Well anywho, I've been abandoned by Rob on my minecraft time, so I'm going to just play meatboy on kongregate for a tad.

I bid you all farewell.

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